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Definition of comedian by Wikipedia. "A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh." Yup, that's me. I'm totally busted. - ScooterMike 1963.0 #79 11-21-12 6:12AMLikeReply
Because people laugh at what I say! Oh wait, or are they laughing at me? Well, shoot. - LBChica 2391.0 #59 11-21-12 7:27AMLikeReply
I know, I know...I tried and broke the lounge. I'll try harder. - Darlingwendi 1221.1 #139 11-21-12 7:33AMLikeReply
Well not everyone can be beautiful Katrayher, some of us have to survive, barely, on words. :) - madsdad 1868.2 #88 11-21-12 8:51AMLikeReply
In the timeless words of Cosmo: Though the world is so full of a number things,
I know we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, definitely no, positively no.
Decidedly no. Mm mm.
Short people have long faces and
Long people have short faces.
Big people have little humor
And little people have no humor at all!
And in the words of that immortal buddy
Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine:
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines" - LittleAprilShowers 565.3 #351 11-21-12 9:16AMLikeReply