"Mind your speed as you go, Sheriff's old, but he's not slow"
True statement! Once I was driving that very same stretch of road. I was speeding and sheriff came flying out from behind a billboard and turned his lights on. At the time I was a poor starving college student and the last thing I could afford was a ticket. So I quickly devised a plan. I decided that since the sheriff was old he probably wouldn't be to fond of bees stinging him. Wouldn't like it one bit. So quickly I pulled my car over on that bank right there and jumped out of my car. I started flailing my arms about and ran in circles screaming "BEES!!! THERE EVERyWHERE!! SAVE YOuRSELF!!" Quickly the sheriff flipped a U turn and sped off in the opposite direction! I got off clean! My plan had worked! Moral of the story: Sherrif does not like bees, and watch Chris Farley movies, they'll save you every time. - Belleslibrary341.1 #580 4-5-13 3:01PMLike(5)Reply